can you believe they threw me out into the street, naked in a cardboard box? after all they did to me? fuckers.
no more hairdressing, house-playing and cabrio-riding! and ken, that idiot, what is he good for anyway? all this shitty pink hurt my eyes and i couldn’t even stand on my own feet, stupid rubber legs. well, now i can and then some… so, you wanna play? let’s see how far your legs twist and what’s inside your head! we’ll have so much fun together!
and one more thing. don’t call me barbie. call me “oh, god, please, nooooo…”